Seven Things I Know About Hearts

 

The heart is the size of a fist and weighs somewhere near twelve ounces or one pound. * You sent a card that read A light heart lives long for my eighteenth Birthday and now I ask how heavy is the heart that leaves his child? * At birth my heart was the size of a coin and weighed about two-thirds of an ounce. * It takes sixteen weeks to see the heart, around the time you pressed for mine to stop. * The woman you fucked as I slipped out must have had pink nipples the size of my heart. * Aristotle believed that the heart was the seat of the soul and the center of man. * My heart is a freight train hauling a steel beam. * "Seven Things I know About Hearts" was first published in Margie.

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