Please read attached Medication Guide before administering Testosterone Gel, 1.62%. 20.25mg per pump actuation. For topical use only. Use only as directed by your physician. Apply only to shoulders and upper arms. Do not let God see you apply it. Wait for gel to dry before touching animals, children, or women. Wait for gel to dry before coming into contact with anything pure and untainted. Side effects may include skin discoloration, elevated cholesterol, male pattern baldness, priapism, suicidal ideation, increase in acne (in women), lowering of voice (in women), excessive hirsutism (in women), enlarged clitoris (in women), irregular menses (in women), infertility (in women), irrationality (in women), insatiability (in women), transcending of categories (in women), loss of conformity (in women), falling of foreign stars (in women), cessation of existence (in women), opening of ribcage (a woman’s), reappropriation of biomass (a woman’s), murder of a darling (girl), inhabiting of a body (girl?), creation of Adam from a piece of God, creation of Eve from a piece of Adam, creation of Seth from a piece of Adam and Eve, a holy creation, a holy procreation, a romantic ideation, a necromantic reanimation, a starfall and a sunrise, a ouroboros, a phoenix, a Frankenstein, a monster, an angel, a lover, a desire, a mirror, a self.

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